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Love in the time of social media. 

Dear Mr 83 mutual friends,

I don’t know you even though Facebook insists that I do.  But I will not hesitate to say you have a face of someone I could fall in love with. It’s not just the suit, even though I have an unfair weakness for a man in one. It’s also the ease with which I can pronounce your name, 3 syllables, fit for me to take on. It’s also the way yours is the first face I see every morning when I check my social media notifications, is it fate or is Facebook keen on making us acquainted. From the little I could see from my brief investigation of your profile, you have a firm grasp of English and I have fallen for men with less. Your obvious obsession with sports will be forgiven, because I have an obsession of my own: dogs! We would look great together on Instagram and from what I’ve heard, those are relationship goals. Before I go, I’d like to add that I melted when I saw a picture of your mother you recently uploaded on your page. A man that cherishes his mother is surely a keeper. I hope to send you a friend request one day or vice versa.

Sincerely yours, Ms 83 mutual friends.

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3 Comments

  • Reply migisha boyd July 18, 2016 at 7:41 am

    hehee!
    we need a ‘like’ button up in here 🙂
    y’know, just in case Dr Mr 83 mutual friends drops by 😀

    • Reply Nora Kirabo July 18, 2016 at 5:26 pm

      Let’s not scare him off… YET!

  • Reply Tumuhimbise Moses July 21, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    But Madam Nora…..owandika!!

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